did you know the word "mistletoe" is derived from an anglo-saxon word, "mistle," meaning dung, and "ton," meaning twig. which means you're making out under a crap merry christmas. the things you learn from these words, you know? tonight after the show, we're having our annual holiday office party. this is where, traditionally, someone in, say, accounts receivable -- do we have an accounts receivable? something like that. this is the night when someone comes up to me and says, i work for you, you don't know me, and i say, hello, and they say, what's my name? seriously, what's my name? and then i go home. it's a lot of fun. [ laughter ] not as many companies are having holiday parties this year, or if they are, they are scaling them back. because of the economy, some companies can barely afford to buy enough toner for employees to drunkenly xerox pictures of their ass.